Blah.
So about the last blog.
My uncle is deing.
The doctors gave him 6 months.
But its going to be way sooner than that.
Hes doing really bad.
)=
Its hard, Really hard.
But i'm trying to think possitive.
Like, He wont have to live in pain no more.
And he will be in a better place.
God has something better for him to do.
But it's still hard.
I've never had to deal with anything like this.
And its like, everytime my aunt calls, I think shes gunna say he died. and )=. yeahhh.
Its sad.
But i got my cell back on today.
that makes me a lil happy.
(=
I missed it.
But gotta go.
Byee.
.
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Friday, January 2, 2009
Blah.
I'm still alive.
Trying to figure out a way to deal with the hardest thing i have ever had to deal with.
Ever.
)=
Its hard.
Trying to figure out a way to deal with the hardest thing i have ever had to deal with.
Ever.
)=
Its hard.
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Just one of them nights.
Uhg, I'm upset.
Everything is just pissing me off.
And i just wanna cry.
Nothing is going my way, at all.
Dont you hate it when you have these kinda days?
I do.
Ha.
I just lost like, 140000 dollas in poker.
Thats fucken gay.
hahaha.
I need to get drunk, or high.
Something.
I cant wait till new years.
Its going to be amazing.
ha.
Anyways.
Me and Tina are talking again.
That makes me happy.
.....I've missed her in a way.
I dont HATE her for any reason.
She hurt me more than anything.
I mean, What would you do if your bestfriend told you to stay out of there life forever.
She told me this when i needed her the most.
But i dont worry about it any more.
Im over it.
I'm glad we are speaking again.
.....
GAH!.
i just want to get out of this house, for like a week.
I wanna.... move.
I wanna get out of coudersport.
I hate this place.
I really do.
But anyways.
My p-rents let me put my computer in my room now.
Soo, thats pretty cool, i guess.
Kendra came over to see me today, I was so happy to see her.
Her baby is soooo freaking cute.
So my day was aight.
I miss kendra, alot.
Im so bored.
Everything is just pissing me off.
And i just wanna cry.
Nothing is going my way, at all.
Dont you hate it when you have these kinda days?
I do.
Ha.
I just lost like, 140000 dollas in poker.
Thats fucken gay.
hahaha.
I need to get drunk, or high.
Something.
I cant wait till new years.
Its going to be amazing.
ha.
Anyways.
Me and Tina are talking again.
That makes me happy.
.....I've missed her in a way.
I dont HATE her for any reason.
She hurt me more than anything.
I mean, What would you do if your bestfriend told you to stay out of there life forever.
She told me this when i needed her the most.
But i dont worry about it any more.
Im over it.
I'm glad we are speaking again.
.....
GAH!.
i just want to get out of this house, for like a week.
I wanna.... move.
I wanna get out of coudersport.
I hate this place.
I really do.
But anyways.
My p-rents let me put my computer in my room now.
Soo, thats pretty cool, i guess.
Kendra came over to see me today, I was so happy to see her.
Her baby is soooo freaking cute.
So my day was aight.
I miss kendra, alot.
Im so bored.
)=
I miss my lane.
I really do, Alot.
She was going to come back.
But now that chris went and fckked that up, she aint no more.
That makes me extremely upset.
I was all excited.
And now its just, =/ UHG!
But ill be okay.
But on a brighter note, 'Im going to see her, In July, I believe.
And stay a week or two in Tennessee. It'll be fun.
.
I really do, Alot.
She was going to come back.
But now that chris went and fckked that up, she aint no more.
That makes me extremely upset.
I was all excited.
And now its just, =/ UHG!
But ill be okay.
But on a brighter note, 'Im going to see her, In July, I believe.
And stay a week or two in Tennessee. It'll be fun.
.
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Monday, November 3, 2008
FTW!
Sheeit.
Im bored.
I shall, blog.
(=
Soo, my birhtday.
Yeah, it was as shitty as i thought.
Hahaha, got my hair cut.
My aunt fucked it all up.
It looks like shit.
But whatever, it'll grow back i guess.
I got completely fucked up, this last weekend.
It was kinda like, a late b-day present.
It was amazing. (=
It was with my sister. (=
So it was good.
Hhaahah.
ANyways.
My fucking stomich hurts like a bitch.
Soo imma go.
Laterrrrrrrrrrrrr. <3
.
Im bored.
I shall, blog.
(=
Soo, my birhtday.
Yeah, it was as shitty as i thought.
Hahaha, got my hair cut.
My aunt fucked it all up.
It looks like shit.
But whatever, it'll grow back i guess.
I got completely fucked up, this last weekend.
It was kinda like, a late b-day present.
It was amazing. (=
It was with my sister. (=
So it was good.
Hhaahah.
ANyways.
My fucking stomich hurts like a bitch.
Soo imma go.
Laterrrrrrrrrrrrr. <3
.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Err,
Life's been shit.
I pretty much miss my sister.
mhm.
Im so fucken, bored now days.
Theres nothing at all to do.
Everyone is always to stuck up there boyfriends ass's or something like that. Its annoying.
My birthday is coming up, its going to be fucken shitty.
I can tell already.
I finally got Adam's address today.
That made my day.
I miss him so fucking much.
Life is gunna be so much better when he gets outta that place.
I miss my best friend. :]
Anyyy wayys.
I'm finally ALL caught up on my school work.
Grades are much better now.
I think i've found a guy, that is actually, decent, a non-jerk, a sweet heart.
He's so fucken funny, we have sheeit in common, and really, hes a huge sweet heart.
He treats me good.
:]
That's about it i guess.
.
I pretty much miss my sister.
mhm.
Im so fucken, bored now days.
Theres nothing at all to do.
Everyone is always to stuck up there boyfriends ass's or something like that. Its annoying.
My birthday is coming up, its going to be fucken shitty.
I can tell already.
I finally got Adam's address today.
That made my day.
I miss him so fucking much.
Life is gunna be so much better when he gets outta that place.
I miss my best friend. :]
Anyyy wayys.
I'm finally ALL caught up on my school work.
Grades are much better now.
I think i've found a guy, that is actually, decent, a non-jerk, a sweet heart.
He's so fucken funny, we have sheeit in common, and really, hes a huge sweet heart.
He treats me good.
:]
That's about it i guess.
.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
busy busy busy
fdkslafjdskl!
Holy balls!
I've been pretty busssy.
I'm not babysitting for ruthie any more.
My motha made me quit.
Soooo; I've been trying to catch up my school work, like madcrazy.
I've done NOTHING but school work today.
But it feels good to be caught up.
And not so far behind.
Yah know?
But anyways.
My god son was worn.
He is the cutest lil thing ever.
I love him!!
:]
Soo this bitch of a teacher told me today; that if my work isnt caught up by monday; shes gunna kick me out.
HAHAH!: Fuck.
Thats why im getting caught up
I refuse to go back to coudy school
Cause everyone and everything there is a peace of shit!
ahhaha.
Anyways.
Imma be going to bed.
In like 30 mins.
I'm tired.
And have live classes tomorrow.
:]
.
Holy balls!
I've been pretty busssy.
I'm not babysitting for ruthie any more.
My motha made me quit.
Soooo; I've been trying to catch up my school work, like madcrazy.
I've done NOTHING but school work today.
But it feels good to be caught up.
And not so far behind.
Yah know?
But anyways.
My god son was worn.
He is the cutest lil thing ever.
I love him!!
:]
Soo this bitch of a teacher told me today; that if my work isnt caught up by monday; shes gunna kick me out.
HAHAH!: Fuck.
Thats why im getting caught up
I refuse to go back to coudy school
Cause everyone and everything there is a peace of shit!
ahhaha.
Anyways.
Imma be going to bed.
In like 30 mins.
I'm tired.
And have live classes tomorrow.
:]
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Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Sunday, September 21, 2008
immature fuckkkks.
So i got in like, A huge argument with Thumper.
Because hes one of them people that ALWAYS thinks they are right.
And i was prooving him wrong on something.
And likke, He started annoying the FUCK outta me.
Because he sat there for like a fucking hour like being like, oFDHSFKDHSKFDS.
I'm right just admit it. just say it, im right, and he went on and on.
And finally i was just like,
Okay Thumper, You are right, And I (Rhonda) Am so very wrong.
And then i was like, there yah efffin go, yah effin happy, holy fuck.
Hahaha, I was like really pissed off.
Like, Im PMSING like a BITCH.
So like every little thing just earks my tator.
And idk, he just pissed me off so bad last night i just wanted to rip my head off.
hahahaha, Its so immature and stupid
but he got all mad and as like, whatever fuck you WHORE,, blah blah blah WHORE.
hahaha
imma whore!
Atleast he had enoght respect not to call me a cunt or slut
cause he knows i fucking hate being called that.
hahahaha.
But i think its all really funnnnnnnnnny!
And i rly couldnt give to flyinnn fuckssss.
He'll be over it sooner or later.
But anyways.
Yesterday, and the night before that.
Was ammmmmmmmazing.
i love pwad.
(Danni)
She's like, =]
Idk
My bestfriend
And i've missed her so fucking much.
Hahaha.
I had a fucking great time with her.
=]
But yeahh.
Imma go shower N shit.
Imma go shopping today
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
.
Because hes one of them people that ALWAYS thinks they are right.
And i was prooving him wrong on something.
And likke, He started annoying the FUCK outta me.
Because he sat there for like a fucking hour like being like, oFDHSFKDHSKFDS.
I'm right just admit it. just say it, im right, and he went on and on.
And finally i was just like,
Okay Thumper, You are right, And I (Rhonda) Am so very wrong.
And then i was like, there yah efffin go, yah effin happy, holy fuck.
Hahaha, I was like really pissed off.
Like, Im PMSING like a BITCH.
So like every little thing just earks my tator.
And idk, he just pissed me off so bad last night i just wanted to rip my head off.
hahahaha, Its so immature and stupid
but he got all mad and as like, whatever fuck you WHORE,, blah blah blah WHORE.
hahaha
imma whore!
Atleast he had enoght respect not to call me a cunt or slut
cause he knows i fucking hate being called that.
hahahaha.
But i think its all really funnnnnnnnnny!
And i rly couldnt give to flyinnn fuckssss.
He'll be over it sooner or later.
But anyways.
Yesterday, and the night before that.
Was ammmmmmmmazing.
i love pwad.
(Danni)
She's like, =]
Idk
My bestfriend
And i've missed her so fucking much.
Hahaha.
I had a fucking great time with her.
=]
But yeahh.
Imma go shower N shit.
Imma go shopping today
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
.
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Bless Me.
I have sneesed more times in the last week.
Than i have in like, The last year.
LMFAO.
I dont have allergies or anything either.
So, Idk mahn!
Fuck, lol.
Than i have in like, The last year.
LMFAO.
I dont have allergies or anything either.
So, Idk mahn!
Fuck, lol.
LIfe.
So.
I havnt been home in like the last whole week.
I've been in Gennesse.
Babysitting.
Chillin with Rob N Bob.
Crunkin it.
And chillaxin.
You'd think, Me being gone that whole time, my parents would like, miss me.
But, When i got home, Alls they did was bitch at me.
For everrrrrything!.
I dont care.
I'm going back over tomorrow.
Wont be back till next fridayy.
=]
OMFG!
ROBIN IS TWO CENTAMETERS DIALATED ALL READY.
AND IM GUNNA BE A GOD MOMMY!
IM SO SITED.
=]=]
I'm gunna stay with her, till she has the baby.
Just incase no one is home when he goes into labor.
Then i'd be there to help her our.
Yahhh know?
But im going to attempt to move in.
After she has the baby.
I'm getting my adress changed on my school.
So everything gets sent to her house N shit.
=]
Arrg.
I got pretty crunked last night.
Holy balls.
It was intense.
Me and Chedda played high or low.
And my first three beers were gone in like an hour.
HFDJKFHDKJ!
Then i started drinking the 16 oz miller high life.
I tell yah, Shit is nasty, But it fucks yah up!
I talked to my friend Nick for about 2 and a half hours on the phone.
It was crazy.
Cause it seemed like 30 mintes.
I dont remember what all i said.
But i bet i made an ass outta myself.
Fer sure.
I think i kept tellin him hes beautiful.
lmfao!
maybe that was someone else.
idkkkkkkkkkkkk.
but i sent him pics of a person off google photos playing gutiar.
it was stupid.
i dont even know why i did it.
lmfao.
Anyways.
I waisted another five minutes of my life again, on that douche bag.
lmfao.
its okay tho.
its weird tho.
because the other times i humped him, i like fell for him.
and now i like.
I just like, dont care about him anymore.
Well, i do as a friend.
but not like, you know.
lmfao
.......i hate two pump chumps.
lmfao!
Anyways.
Im going to sit here.
Listen to music.
Have a tummy ach.
Wait for Nick to get on, or something.
Chillax.
And check myspace.
=]
Nick is Beautiful.
LMFAO!
.bob was so drunk last night.
..he was being mean to robin tho.
...shes preg and she was like, bob i dont feel good.
....and hes like, wtf am i supposed to do about it.
.....i felt bad.
......i got him drunk and he hasnt been drunk in like a year.
.......hope Rob's not mad at me.
........hahahaha.
.........i am going now.
.
I havnt been home in like the last whole week.
I've been in Gennesse.
Babysitting.
Chillin with Rob N Bob.
Crunkin it.
And chillaxin.
You'd think, Me being gone that whole time, my parents would like, miss me.
But, When i got home, Alls they did was bitch at me.
For everrrrrything!.
I dont care.
I'm going back over tomorrow.
Wont be back till next fridayy.
=]
OMFG!
ROBIN IS TWO CENTAMETERS DIALATED ALL READY.
AND IM GUNNA BE A GOD MOMMY!
IM SO SITED.
=]=]
I'm gunna stay with her, till she has the baby.
Just incase no one is home when he goes into labor.
Then i'd be there to help her our.
Yahhh know?
But im going to attempt to move in.
After she has the baby.
I'm getting my adress changed on my school.
So everything gets sent to her house N shit.
=]
Arrg.
I got pretty crunked last night.
Holy balls.
It was intense.
Me and Chedda played high or low.
And my first three beers were gone in like an hour.
HFDJKFHDKJ!
Then i started drinking the 16 oz miller high life.
I tell yah, Shit is nasty, But it fucks yah up!
I talked to my friend Nick for about 2 and a half hours on the phone.
It was crazy.
Cause it seemed like 30 mintes.
I dont remember what all i said.
But i bet i made an ass outta myself.
Fer sure.
I think i kept tellin him hes beautiful.
lmfao!
maybe that was someone else.
idkkkkkkkkkkkk.
but i sent him pics of a person off google photos playing gutiar.
it was stupid.
i dont even know why i did it.
lmfao.
Anyways.
I waisted another five minutes of my life again, on that douche bag.
lmfao.
its okay tho.
its weird tho.
because the other times i humped him, i like fell for him.
and now i like.
I just like, dont care about him anymore.
Well, i do as a friend.
but not like, you know.
lmfao
.......i hate two pump chumps.
lmfao!
Anyways.
Im going to sit here.
Listen to music.
Have a tummy ach.
Wait for Nick to get on, or something.
Chillax.
And check myspace.
=]
Nick is Beautiful.
LMFAO!
.bob was so drunk last night.
..he was being mean to robin tho.
...shes preg and she was like, bob i dont feel good.
....and hes like, wtf am i supposed to do about it.
.....i felt bad.
......i got him drunk and he hasnt been drunk in like a year.
.......hope Rob's not mad at me.
........hahahaha.
.........i am going now.
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Sunday, September 7, 2008
Friday, September 5, 2008
Insert title here.
Im so freaking bored.
And people are really effin pissin me off!
But some are really makin me happy!
Haha.
Hmm.
I got paid today.
=]
100 dollas.
Not as much as i wanted.
But its good enough i guess.
In two weeks, she will pay me 170.
Thats more than last time.
(i get paid every 2 weeks by the way)
As much as i want a digital camera.
I really need to save, to get my dad that dog.
Hmm.
I should go to bed.
I gotta get up early.
.
And people are really effin pissin me off!
But some are really makin me happy!
Haha.
Hmm.
I got paid today.
=]
100 dollas.
Not as much as i wanted.
But its good enough i guess.
In two weeks, she will pay me 170.
Thats more than last time.
(i get paid every 2 weeks by the way)
As much as i want a digital camera.
I really need to save, to get my dad that dog.
Hmm.
I should go to bed.
I gotta get up early.
.
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
...red!
=]
I'm dieing my hair back to red!!!
I'm so sited!!
I cant wait!!
I missed it!!
HAHAHAHA!
My sisters boyfriend got out of jail yesterday.
I'm happy for her, and him.
=]
He's a fruitcake!
Anyways.
I'm flippin bored!
I'm still in a bit of pain.
But i'll live!
I can't wait till friday!
I get paid!
HAHAH!
Anyways.
Imma go to genesse tomorrow.
And babysit.
I'll prolly stay there for 2 days.
=]
JFKDHFKDJSHDFSKJ!
I'm dieing my hair back to red!!!
I'm so sited!!
I cant wait!!
I missed it!!
HAHAHAHA!
My sisters boyfriend got out of jail yesterday.
I'm happy for her, and him.
=]
He's a fruitcake!
Anyways.
I'm flippin bored!
I'm still in a bit of pain.
But i'll live!
I can't wait till friday!
I get paid!
HAHAH!
Anyways.
Imma go to genesse tomorrow.
And babysit.
I'll prolly stay there for 2 days.
=]
JFKDHFKDJSHDFSKJ!
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Because i miss you?
I dont miss you.
I dont miss you at all.
Nothing you say or do will hurt me.
Because you dont mean anything to me anymore.
You try to break me down.
But it dosnt work.
Because i wont let it.
I'm stronger than you think.
I once let you get to me.
But i refuse to let you break me again.
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, Shame on me.
No songs you tell me to listen to.
No words that you say.
Anything that you do.
It wont bother me.
So try n break me.
Try it.
You think you can get whatever you want.
Not this time.
Because it wont work.
I DARE YOU TRY N BREAK ME NOW!
I dont miss you at all.
Nothing you say or do will hurt me.
Because you dont mean anything to me anymore.
You try to break me down.
But it dosnt work.
Because i wont let it.
I'm stronger than you think.
I once let you get to me.
But i refuse to let you break me again.
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, Shame on me.
No songs you tell me to listen to.
No words that you say.
Anything that you do.
It wont bother me.
So try n break me.
Try it.
You think you can get whatever you want.
Not this time.
Because it wont work.
I DARE YOU TRY N BREAK ME NOW!
Saturday, August 30, 2008
YO YO YO YO HOE!
Blah.
My body is so tired out.
But im like wide awake.
I need to sleep, For a long Time.
Hahah.
Today was; Okay.
I went to my aunts, and eat wiff da family.
I was bored.
But; Idk.
I dont even know why im posting.
I have nothing to say.
I'm still stuck on #102 on the impossible quiz.
GRRRR!
Any how.
I miss my friends.
Like, Kendra, Danni, Tina, Joey, Laur, Dave, britt.
All of em.
But whateve.
I'm gooooood.
Can't wait to get paid.
Imma party hardy.=]
& Imma go shoppin.
W00T
Shizzle dude, Im tired as FUCK!
I need sleep, ASAP!.
Tomorrow.
Imma hang out with Tonyy!!!
I miss that fucker.
He's funny!
=]
.
My body is so tired out.
But im like wide awake.
I need to sleep, For a long Time.
Hahah.
Today was; Okay.
I went to my aunts, and eat wiff da family.
I was bored.
But; Idk.
I dont even know why im posting.
I have nothing to say.
I'm still stuck on #102 on the impossible quiz.
GRRRR!
Any how.
I miss my friends.
Like, Kendra, Danni, Tina, Joey, Laur, Dave, britt.
All of em.
But whateve.
I'm gooooood.
Can't wait to get paid.
Imma party hardy.=]
& Imma go shoppin.
W00T
Shizzle dude, Im tired as FUCK!
I need sleep, ASAP!.
Tomorrow.
Imma hang out with Tonyy!!!
I miss that fucker.
He's funny!
=]
.
Friday, August 29, 2008
The Impossible Quiz.
I've been playing The Impossible quiz all night.
For about four fucken hours.
And i can not for the life of me get past number 102.
It's pissing me off.
This game is so addicting.
And gets my adrenaline going.
No liee.
Haha.
I wouldnt recomend anyone to play it.
It's so fucken addicting and intence.
It's not cool.
Hahahah.
But i will and i am going to pass that shit.
=]
Watch me.
I'll take a pica when i win, lmao, jk.
.
For about four fucken hours.
And i can not for the life of me get past number 102.
It's pissing me off.
This game is so addicting.
And gets my adrenaline going.
No liee.
Haha.
I wouldnt recomend anyone to play it.
It's so fucken addicting and intence.
It's not cool.
Hahahah.
But i will and i am going to pass that shit.
=]
Watch me.
I'll take a pica when i win, lmao, jk.
.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
FUCKSHiTDAMN
Erm.
I'm so puzzled.
Everytime im single for a while.
And i tell someone im sick of being single.
Like 10 guys all come at me at once.
And its just agravating, and confuzzleing.
But. I dont want them.
Theres only really one person that i want.
That i know i cant have.
=/
Eak.
I just wanna let go of him.
And just move the fuck on.
It's never took me so damn long to get over someone.
Idk wtf to do mahn!
HFDSJKFHDJKFDHSKJ!
I'm so puzzled.
Everytime im single for a while.
And i tell someone im sick of being single.
Like 10 guys all come at me at once.
And its just agravating, and confuzzleing.
But. I dont want them.
Theres only really one person that i want.
That i know i cant have.
=/
Eak.
I just wanna let go of him.
And just move the fuck on.
It's never took me so damn long to get over someone.
Idk wtf to do mahn!
HFDSJKFHDJKFDHSKJ!
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
My Night = Shit.
Last night was so fucked up.
The cops came.
To were i was.
And everyone was drunk.
And fuck man.
It was crazy.
I didnt get anything tho.
But imma post the top 10 funnies things.
Because it was real funny.
1. "OMG THATS MY BUTT!"
"OMG IM SORRY"
"DUDE STOP" (Zips pants)
"BABE WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
"OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD, IS SHE OKAY"
2. The cops came, and me and jake were getting ready to go out the window, a cop comes over to the window when jake is half way out the windown, NAKED!
"HEY BUDDIE- What are you doin?"
"NOTHING! I dropped my lighter"
"Get back in that window, get dressed, and come outside"
^^ HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!
3. Cops- "Wheres the pipe"
Everyone- "We aint got no pipe"
Cops "We hurd you say get the pipe"
Everyone- "No pipe here sir.
Cops- " I'll call the dogs if you dont get it"
Rhonda -"Call the damn dogs; you aint gunna find any pipe"
4. Jake- "sir im so drunk, im on probation, please give me a blanket, im so cold, what? oh, blanket please?
Cop - "YOU NEED TO SIT THERE AND SHUT UP! YOU ARE FINE.
Jake- "OKAY TUFF GUY!!!"
Cop- "HAHAHAHAHAHAH, Listen to this 15 year old callin me a tuff guy.
5. Rhonda- "please just let me go pee, i need to, im going to pee myself."
Cop- "NO YOU SIT THERE!"
Rhonda- Oh my god please.
(I walk in the house to talk to brad)
Rhonda- "Brad i hurd your a pretty alright cop, so can you do me a favor, take me to the naighbors to use the bathroom, the other cop is being mean and wont let me."
Brad- "Sure, lets go."
Rhonda- (Walks outside.) - "HAHAHAHAH SIR, Im going to the potty with brad acrossed the street"
6. Cop- "Ma'ma i need your name, number and address.
Rhonda- "Dude, I dont know my house number, i dont call it."
Cop- "you dont know your house number?"
Rhonda- "No, i dont. I dont call it."
7. I had the cops calling my parents at work, when my parents wernt even at work, so they kept calling for no reason.
8. (Before the cops got there)
(i was laying down because i thought i was gunna puke.
(Everyone walks in room)
Everyone- Rhonda come to the park with us, come on rhonda come on.
Rhonda0 "I cant, imma puke if i move, please just stay here"
Everyone- "Ohh shit, come on rhonda, it'll be fun.. come one.
Rhonda- "It's way to fucken cold out there, the cops go buy there alot"
Everyone- "No, i'll save you from the cops, lets just go, come one rhonda."
Rhonda- "NO NO NO NO NO NO- LATER!!"
9.(I lay down with my friend.)
Friend- I NEED SOME WATER AND FOOD IN HERE, ASAP!
Rhonda- Why? Im fine.
Friend- okay, just eat and drank a lil.
(People bring in corn flakes & water)
People- "Rhonda, heres some corn flakes and water."
Rhonda- EW! You fucken nast ass, im not eating flaskes and water"
Friend- Just eat it Rhonda it's okay.
Rhonda- (looks at friend) "Are these flakes, like instant potato flakes?"
Friend- "NO! It's cerial"
Rhonda- "Okay, i'll just eat it." (takes a bite), EWW ITS FUCKEN STALE!!!!
10. I went over to tommys after the cops left becasue they told me i had to stay there, well there was no way in hell i was staying there, because i KNEW they were the ones that snitched.
So i got my shoes on and was like, dude, calll the cops if you must, because im not staying here, i have shit to do in the morning, and you guys piss me off.
((I got my shoes on and was getting ready to walk away))
Rhonda- (pats tommy on the back)
Rhonda- "your plained worked, thanks for snitching on us, you dumb fuck, burn in hell, who the fuck does that, seriously, your fucken lucky i dont kick your fucken ass right now, you just wait, you have it coming you lil crip wanna be, you'll have your teeth nocked down your throat here soon, weather by me or not. FUCK YOU!
Then i left, and "people" started laughing at me, and then walked back to the shizzle with me.
HAHAHHAHAHAH!!@
yeah, my night SUCKED, but i didnt get anything, because i got nothing on the breath alizer, AND they couldnt get ahold of my rents.
HAHAH!.
Dummys.
=]
But at the same time, it was fun, and funny, and all the above. hahaha.
.
The cops came.
To were i was.
And everyone was drunk.
And fuck man.
It was crazy.
I didnt get anything tho.
But imma post the top 10 funnies things.
Because it was real funny.
1. "OMG THATS MY BUTT!"
"OMG IM SORRY"
"DUDE STOP" (Zips pants)
"BABE WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
"OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD, IS SHE OKAY"
2. The cops came, and me and jake were getting ready to go out the window, a cop comes over to the window when jake is half way out the windown, NAKED!
"HEY BUDDIE- What are you doin?"
"NOTHING! I dropped my lighter"
"Get back in that window, get dressed, and come outside"
^^ HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!
3. Cops- "Wheres the pipe"
Everyone- "We aint got no pipe"
Cops "We hurd you say get the pipe"
Everyone- "No pipe here sir.
Cops- " I'll call the dogs if you dont get it"
Rhonda -"Call the damn dogs; you aint gunna find any pipe"
4. Jake- "sir im so drunk, im on probation, please give me a blanket, im so cold, what? oh, blanket please?
Cop - "YOU NEED TO SIT THERE AND SHUT UP! YOU ARE FINE.
Jake- "OKAY TUFF GUY!!!"
Cop- "HAHAHAHAHAHAH, Listen to this 15 year old callin me a tuff guy.
5. Rhonda- "please just let me go pee, i need to, im going to pee myself."
Cop- "NO YOU SIT THERE!"
Rhonda- Oh my god please.
(I walk in the house to talk to brad)
Rhonda- "Brad i hurd your a pretty alright cop, so can you do me a favor, take me to the naighbors to use the bathroom, the other cop is being mean and wont let me."
Brad- "Sure, lets go."
Rhonda- (Walks outside.) - "HAHAHAHAH SIR, Im going to the potty with brad acrossed the street"
6. Cop- "Ma'ma i need your name, number and address.
Rhonda- "Dude, I dont know my house number, i dont call it."
Cop- "you dont know your house number?"
Rhonda- "No, i dont. I dont call it."
7. I had the cops calling my parents at work, when my parents wernt even at work, so they kept calling for no reason.
8. (Before the cops got there)
(i was laying down because i thought i was gunna puke.
(Everyone walks in room)
Everyone- Rhonda come to the park with us, come on rhonda come on.
Rhonda0 "I cant, imma puke if i move, please just stay here"
Everyone- "Ohh shit, come on rhonda, it'll be fun.. come one.
Rhonda- "It's way to fucken cold out there, the cops go buy there alot"
Everyone- "No, i'll save you from the cops, lets just go, come one rhonda."
Rhonda- "NO NO NO NO NO NO- LATER!!"
9.(I lay down with my friend.)
Friend- I NEED SOME WATER AND FOOD IN HERE, ASAP!
Rhonda- Why? Im fine.
Friend- okay, just eat and drank a lil.
(People bring in corn flakes & water)
People- "Rhonda, heres some corn flakes and water."
Rhonda- EW! You fucken nast ass, im not eating flaskes and water"
Friend- Just eat it Rhonda it's okay.
Rhonda- (looks at friend) "Are these flakes, like instant potato flakes?"
Friend- "NO! It's cerial"
Rhonda- "Okay, i'll just eat it." (takes a bite), EWW ITS FUCKEN STALE!!!!
10. I went over to tommys after the cops left becasue they told me i had to stay there, well there was no way in hell i was staying there, because i KNEW they were the ones that snitched.
So i got my shoes on and was like, dude, calll the cops if you must, because im not staying here, i have shit to do in the morning, and you guys piss me off.
((I got my shoes on and was getting ready to walk away))
Rhonda- (pats tommy on the back)
Rhonda- "your plained worked, thanks for snitching on us, you dumb fuck, burn in hell, who the fuck does that, seriously, your fucken lucky i dont kick your fucken ass right now, you just wait, you have it coming you lil crip wanna be, you'll have your teeth nocked down your throat here soon, weather by me or not. FUCK YOU!
Then i left, and "people" started laughing at me, and then walked back to the shizzle with me.
HAHAHHAHAHAH!!@
yeah, my night SUCKED, but i didnt get anything, because i got nothing on the breath alizer, AND they couldnt get ahold of my rents.
HAHAH!.
Dummys.
=]
But at the same time, it was fun, and funny, and all the above. hahaha.
.
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