Saturday, February 17, 2007

MmmHmm

soo.. idk.. im bored..
ive been feelin special fer tha last couple of days
i feel lk a BEST friend hahaha if i could remember all tha reasons i would tell ya
hahahah

hmmm... im bored
so i went to kendras house around lk 1ish er noon maybe i dunno
but me and her fell asleep then i wook up and went home to get me sumtin to eat
then went bk to kendras and i gave her a pb&j sandwitch and then yeahhh... we just kinda chilled
wel idk wat else to say


<3

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

valentines day


HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO MI *5* VALENTINES!!!



1. ♥ Tay ♥
2. ♥ Mark ♥
3. ♥ Malane ♥
4. ♥ Kendra ♥
5. ♥ Cory ♥
6. ♥ kristina ♥
7. ♥ rytz ♥



love you ppl lk a fat kid loves cake!!!


hehehehe

im bored
ily


:D <3

im retarded

i put penut butta in tha fridge..
silly me

:]

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

safe poop =]

So when i got home from skewl i went to go upstairs and mi dogg was sitttin at the top of tha stairs cryin cause he cant get down the stairs by him self... so i went up and got him.. and looked over and tha dog had shit on a condom... i had thought nothing of it.. untill me and bj where sittin upstairs talkin and outta no where i start laughing and is lk the fuckin dog shit on a condom.. so yeah it was funny.. then kendra came over and we went upstairs and i was lk omg kendra how bout mi dog shit on a condom.. and then bj er kendra.. ((dont member who)) said..

"well atlest hes practicing safe poop"



LAUGH MI FUCKIN ASSS OFFF!!!!



HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

SOO FUNNY!!!!


I LOVE ITTTT!!!!


<333

Monday, February 12, 2007

mmhmm

so i decided to delete mi last blog b4 ne one eles took it tha wrong way

yupp...

so i feel lk shit.. i want to get otta this town
i want to go back to northern potter
i do lk it in coudy better.. but i feel as if mi friends arnt rly mi friends
i feel so :( .. i dunno how to explain it..
i basically feel lk im losing friends one by one and sooner or later im gunna have none
zoro
zilch ((idk if thats how you spell it))
but w/e

hmm









<3

Sunday, February 4, 2007

hahahhahaahahahahah

_*_*_*_*_*_* JERRY JERRY JERRY _*_*_*_*_*_*_

on night Rhonda and Kendra where talkin on yahoo.. and made up a rather interesting story..


**BJ,kendra,me,gorge, mark, Corry go on jerry springer**

**Kendra sittin out on tha bench thinger crying to jerry springer b-cuz she is cheating on her valentine (bj) with 2 other ppl...**
**bj comes out**

Bj- kendra wats wrong why am i here??
Kendra- baby, darling, hun, i have a couple confession.
bj- wat wat wat
kendra- YOUR NOT MI ONLY VALENTINE..
bj- NIGGGUH WAT!!!!!!!... who kendra who.. why would you do this


**gorge comes out**

gorge- listin kendra, i love you. i need you, bj fuck off...
bj- fuck you gorge.. i love her more
kendra- WAIIIIT HOLD UP THIS ISNT ALLL
gorge && bj- whhhhhhhat!!!
kendra-- yeah im sorry im sorry bout everything.... butttttt

**Rhonda comes out**

Rhonda- listin nigguh hos.. dis bitch **rhonda puts arm round kendra** IS MINE.. bk tha fuck of
bj- KENDRA WHY THIS IS MI SISTER.. why would you do this.. kendra whyyy
gorge- shit happens
kendra- im sorry i love you all.. you all can be mi valentine..
rhonda- kendra stop..i have a confession also
kendra- whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhat...
rhonda-- yeahhh im sorry
kendra-- wat is it rhonda

********* we will be back after this comercial*********












comercial
comercial
comercial








********WE ARE BACK***********



**mark comes out**

mark- listin kendra.. i lub rhonda.. shes an awsome personn.. shes mi valentine so bk tha fuck off
kendra- whyy rhonda whyy..i love youd...you i mean i LOVE you.. why would you do this...
rhonda- im sorry mark im sorry kendra..i love you both
Kendra- i love you rhonda why would you do this..
rhonda-- look at wat your doing to bj and gorge
kendra- im sorry... guys this is a bigg mistake
bj- your damn right it is
kendra- im sorry bj.. your sex just was gettin old
gorge- and wat bout me.. im tha one wit tha dick
kendra-- gorge... im sorry babe.. i just... your dick.... its too.. its tooo.. hmmmm.. its too.. small
gorge- bullshit it is
**kendra and gorge fight bout his dick**
Rhonda- SHUT UP!!!
Rhonda- mark, kendra, this isnt all
mark-- wat now
kendra- plz dont hurt me ne more rhonda
rhonda- im sorry kendra

***Cory comes out***

Cory- rhonda wat tha fuck is going on here??
rhonda, kendra, gorge, bj,and mark all at tha same time..-- HDASFJHAFKLYHUIEYDAFHADGVHSGFJKHUTYUIRHFUIYTRUISDHGF...
cory.. SHUT THA FUCK UP!!!!
rhonda- im sorry.. its just okay..i asked mark to be mi valentine.. and then i asked you.. and then i asked kendra.. and i did this cause i LOVE you all and couldnt make up mi mind.. im so sorry.. this is a mistake.. but i love you all
**kendra and gorge start fuckin**
rhonda- KENDRA STOP.. THIS IS MI JOB
bj- ohhh no its not
everyone.. hjakghfkdgkshgfjk FIIIGHT... fghajghfkdjghfds ....BITCH... hgfahgdhsf YOU ASSS.. jgfhagkjfgiuryhgfa.. FUCK YOU....
jerry- STOP PPL JUST FUCKIN STOP.. (whispers) this is tha worst jerry springer ever
bj.. guys this isnt it.. ive got a confession..
everyone- WHAT!!!!!!!!!!
bj- yeahhhhhhhhhh..
everyone.. WAT BJ WAT!!!
kendra- Dont hurt me bj
bj-kendra its okay.. i love you
gorge- you love me remember..
kendra- shut up and fuck me
rhonda- NOOO shes fuckin me
mark- NOOOOOOO rhondas fuckin me
cory- wat tha fuck.. shes fuckin me...
everyone.... hfiwyt598whjkafhgkfdghjkjg... FIIIIIIIGHT!! fhkdaghfjkghfjkghks

Jerry- STOPPPPp!!


**dead silence*


jerry- now bj wats your confuession.
bj- well you see
everyone- WATTT BJ!!
bj- okay.. i.. well... i........ guys.. mi confuession is..... well..
everyone even jerry.. WAT BJ WAT!!!
bj- okay okay chill.. okay..i was.. well.. i was born a unicorn
Everyone- OMFG SO WAS I
everyone- jhagjkfkjghajkfghjkgh

****jerry- we will be back after this comercial****















comercial
comercial
comercial



















****WE ARE BACK******


Jerry- Okay now guys.. looks lk someone else is here to have a word in this whole thing

everyone- omfg now wat

****Jimmy hosley comes out***

Jimmy- okay guys just stop. kendra is MINE.. shes mi g/f so bk off and do it now!!!


everyone starts fighting....



at tha end of tha show..

kendra goes home wit jimmy gorge and bj..... a month later those 4 get married and live happy

rhonda went home wit mark and cory.. a month after that ....tha 3 of em get married ((rhondas in hevan with 2 guys)))



**** kendra finds out rhonda lives where she does and secretly gets her numba and calls her***


rhonda- hello
kendra-- RHONDAAAAAAAA!!!
rhonda- yes whos this
kendra-- ITS KENDRA
rhonda- KENDRAAAAAAAAAA!!
kendra- yes... rhonda you live when i live let meet up.. just dont tell ne one
rhonda- okay.. where?
kendra- tha mall..
rhonda- kendra i miss you in mi bed!!! hahhh


***they meet up***

they meet up and deside they wanna get married..

they all go back on jerry.. they fought and shit with everyone there


*** 2 days after jerry... rhonda kendra gorge bj jimmy mark and corry are all married.. live happy together in a mantchion on

420 weed st
marijowanna lane 69696

they all together have 34 kids***8




THEY END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


<3

Saturday, February 3, 2007

....yeah

soo hows everyones life?? mines iight.. Corys supposed to come see me today.. hmm dobt it.. its pry going to be like everyother time.. but i dunno.. if he does then im thinkin he already left.. cause he woulda been on myspace already today.. and he hasnt... hmm.. well if he did.. i dont think he knows where i live.. so he might call.. i dunno.. i hope he does... but ne hooo....
hmmm... im thirsty!!...
i wish i could find a ride to mansfield.. that would be great too :D
so im like shakying.. and im not sure why.. hah :)
well ne hoo.. i think imma go do some stuff...
<3 you all