Bad news:
GAHHHHHHHHH
im pissed
i was jst talkin to bob on the phone
and his roomate person (joe)
was lk "those girls are just tryin to get you to go to jail"
omg im so pissed
WHY THE HELL WOULD I TRY TO GET BOB TO GO TO JAIL?!?!?
honestly
grrrr.
oh well
idc










good news:
ya know how the other day i was jst bitchin cause i havnt had a b/f in lk 3743 years
wellll.....................
i might have a b/f
im so sited
=]

So i dunno wats goin on.
I hoppppe Lauren is the only one in this.
Cause the cops have been callin her all mornin and shit.
Fiirst they said if we dont tell the truth then there was gunna be some "consequences"??
Thennn they said if we didnt tell them who gave us the stuff and who was there they where going to take our licenses untill we are 21....
Then they said that they where going to be at mi house monday after skewl to pick me up.
Idk where im going, But there not fuckin touchin me. Im not going ne wheres.
And they cant rly take me ne wheres cause mi rents arnt going to be home,
So there for they cant.
So yeah... Last i hurrd lauren went to get a blood test to see how much she had to drink.
And the cops havnt even came to mi house nor have they called me.
So im hopein lauren is the only gettin shit.
I know that sounds mean.
But if it wernt for her we wouldnt even fuckin be in trouble.
Oh well i dont care,
Ill worry about it when tha time comes.





So im pretty proud of myself.
When her mom said she called the cops i got most of everyone outta the house.
Then i talked "insert name here" out of drivin drunk.
Thennnn i made sure "insert name here" got upstairs okay and then he/she barfed and passed out.
Thenn i grabbed as much shit as i could.
i got mi ciggs phone and phone charger... some of mi close.
and then i sat down to think for a minute. and mi phone was fuckin ringing off the........ idk.
But it was ringing A LOT. so i turned it off so i could think. And it was funny cause i was callin ppl for a ride and shit and when i was doin this i was still drinkin. Hahahaha. But then i turned mi phone back on and i gotta call from trooper something or another.. i dont remember.. But he said so and so was comeing to get us. So i finished mi berrr. and then i went and woke lauren up and then we waited at the store to get picked up. and it was soo hard to keep lauren calm.. and seeming how she was sleeping outside she was freezing so i had to give her mi shoes seeming how she left hers in tha house. But she was lk freeking out. She was hittin her head offa the side of the store and shes lk "its just a bad dream its just a bad dream" and this is going to sound mean but all i could do was laugh.. you know i was drunk and it was funny.

Thennn laurens dad came and made lauren sit in front.. and hes lk "lauren dont think your going to go home and sleep" and shes lk "uh" and hes lk "when we get home the stario is going to be blasting and the tv.. yeah the tv is going to be loud tooo" and then hes lk "hey lauren wat time do you think your getting up tomorrow" and shes lk "idk probly noon" and hes no "no your wrong.... your getting up at 6:30am" hahahahah. all i could do was laugh.







But oh well.
Im not worrying about it right now.
I'll just wait till monday and see wat the popos have to say



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.........wow.
Last night was..............
Theres not even a word.

Yea...
so you ppl might NOT wanna fuck wit me and kendra.
We WILL put tha ducks and geese to yo motha fuckin head YO!.



ahh hahahahahah....











so i told kendra i almost got in a fight today and i was lk "i almost put tha ducks to there head"
and i ment DUKES.. and i waz lk mi new nickname should be ducks and shes lk only if mine can be geese.

ahhhhhhhhhh hahahah
we are to silly
i love her







=]


<3

IM GOING TO BE RITCH
AND JIMMYS NOT
IM TELLIN YA
WE WILLL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY OUTTA IT
ITS A GRRREAT IDEA
AND LK YEAH
BUT MMY DOSNT HAVE ENOUGH "ambition"
TO DO IT..
SO HE SAYS...................

FINE MMY FINNE

wanna no wats bullshit?

When someone kisses you...
and then says..
"i need to call my girlfriend"

hahahah.

So yesterday was so much fun.
Cody came over to mi house and we hung out.
Then we decided to have bob pick us up so we could hang out with tommy in shingle house
and we picked lauren up on the way.. and when we got there tommy thought cody was a girl.
Hahahahahahah. But yeah its all good cause there friends now. =]
THENNNNNNNNN when we got home it was lk 10:55 and cody had all these biggg planes to stay the night at mi house and so i was lk hey cody wait here untill you see mi dad get droped off and then come to the dore and tell me you got kicked out and start crying.. so he did.
and then i was lk well come in and then me him and lauren went to watch a movin in mi living room and then mi dad hollered to me so i went to see what he wanted and hes lk whats that girl doing? and i was lk witch one and hes lk not lauren the other girl.. and i ALMOST said hes not a girl.. but i played along with it and codys new name is nikki... so then i went and got a bra and some toilet paper and i stuffed it and put it on him it was sooo funny




then when we all where sitting in the living room cody i showed cody ((nikki)) mi ass crack that wasnt rly an ass crack ((bj n kendra know wat im talkin about)) and hes lk that just makes me want to fart.. and i started laughing and then he accedently sliped a fart.. and it was lk rly loud and it went together so good. it was so funny i laughed so hard.. and then he farted again in DEAD SILENCE and hes lk oppz.. and just the way he said oppz made me laugh again.. i sware that kid.... wow.....

ne ways...


so i got away with a guy stayin at mi house.
cause mi dad thought he was a girl.
it was funny funny



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"its lk jakeing off your lip ring"


lmao

so yesterday..
i was talkin on the phone with jake right?
well hes lk are you a bitch..
and i was lk yupp.
and hes lk YOUR ADMITING YOUR A BITCH!!
and then hes lk hold on someone wants to talk to you.
and i dont know this girl
but shes lk..
hey your pretty kewl...
and i was lk whyyyy..
and shes lk cause you admit your a bitch.
=]
hahahha lmao.









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karry- mi mom is going to collage.
Bj- haha why
karry- idk
bj- your mom goes to collage.




AHH hahaha.

Chedder dick- "How you going to get there"
Lauren- "I dont know.. fly.. maybe walk.. or ill find a ride.."
2 seconds later.
lauren- "RED BULL!!"


hahaha.

about 2 hours later.

Rhonda- "So i cant believe hes hitchhiking"
Lauren- "Me either"
Bob- How else is he supposed to get here.
Lauren- "Fly?"
Bob and Rhonda- "Thats a waist of money"
Lauren- "Oh yeah true.. well still he shouldnt hitchhike."
Bob- "How else would he get here"
Lauren- "i dont know"

rhonda- "RED BULL!!"
















hahah.
So last night was kinda funn.
Didnt go to bed till lk 5:00
And some little kid wook me up at 7:00
So im rly tired.




__________Next topic__________


I hate how ppl have to listin to what their friends think.
Its bullshit.
Seriously.


________Next topic_______



i gave up.
Dont ask.




____Next topic___


Im rly fucking bored.
So imma go



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Sooo. Today im going to Tommys.

I dont really feel lk going tho.

But if i dont.. Lauren wont go.. then chedder bob will be mad at me then tommy will.

And i dont want lk everyone to be mad at me.

But w/e i guess ill go.

Idk wat else to say.

Later gater =]

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So i have a friend right.
And i was talkin to her lk 2 weeks ago.
And shes lk ew. I fucking hate mi ex b/f
And i was lk yeah hes kewl.
So then a couple weeks later i told mi friend i kinda lked her ex.
And shes lk NO WAY!! i lk him too.
So she asked him out. right.



It makes no since.
She JUST hated him.
Oh well i dont fucking care.



Oh and get this.
They broke up today.


God.
Fuck "best friends"







fhjdsafhajds.
And after they broke up.\
Tha kid i lk/lked was all lk okay im going to go bye i love you.\
w/e
No he dont.




Dont lie to me fool.


Wat a dickslit.
Seriously.






fhjdsafhks.
W/e
Im out.


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I'm kinda getting really fucking agervated.
w/e
how ever you spell it

Hmmm.
Im bored.
=/

bdhgfsgh

wheres tha popcorn.
Hah popcorn and porn.
POPPORN!!
or was is
porncorn.
I dont remember.
But they both sound good.
Hahaha..


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