Wednesday, January 31, 2007

lalalala im bord

&& i have iss tomorrow.. GAY!! but KEWL!! haha.. <3

i havnt bloged in a while.. hmmm.. so wats been new?? nothing rly.. skewl...
last weekend at jimmys was fuckkkked up!!! hah..
i hope scotty dosnt go to jaill ill be saddddddddd!!!!


hmmm.. saterday was FFFUUCCKKEEDDD upp too

i went to roulett and b4 i went there i was already like gone.. then when i got there


WOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!
lemme tell aya i dont even fuckin no

if it wasnt fer mi best friend scott id prolly be dead.. thanx budd your tha best <3 you







hmmmmmm im talkin to corry.. i miss him.. havnt talked to him in fer EVA!!


<333

Sunday, January 28, 2007

i want kendrea
durdr i wants tokendra to be hera wit me right now


i misad kendras

nigerin wasertes..

heyi how it goun.. giforgot wati i was goiung to wrignh tbout i miss nkendeah so effings much.. iw ish cht was heaer.. PAT PROMISESD ME MAN!! he diud it to it me agian.. but bye

Friday, January 26, 2007

NOME DUDE NOME

i just got done seeing mi best friend nome.. or as we see it.. ((when tha cops come)) normal nome.. ahhh hahaha.. kewl hes mi best friend.. no rly.. i just ment him... but i cant get over his name being nome.. its not rly his name but its an inside joke.. had to be there to get it.. hehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehe.. wow.. shiiiit.!!!

idk


idk


ikd



kewl


kewl


bye


<3

Thursday, January 25, 2007

the things we talk bout on yahoo.. i dunno wat imma do wit out you!!!

LMAO!!! Part of kendra and i's conversation on yahoooo!!!




RhOn-DiZzLe (1/25/2007 7:27:09 PM): its like 2 pees in a pod..
RhOn-DiZzLe (1/25/2007 7:27:30 PM): its like to bannanas in a split (((i made that one up by myself))
NiGgUh WhHhAt... TiS KeNdRa (1/25/2007 7:33:38 PM): hahahaha
NiGgUh WhHhAt... TiS KeNdRa (1/25/2007 7:33:38 PM): im bloggin that


lmao.. lets just say we both blogged it.. hah....


im gunna miss her terribleeeeee

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

yup so im pissed

So i should have never lost mi virginity... it was dumb of me.. cause now ppl are gunna run there mouth.. and just so everyone knows.. i only slept wit one person.. and to who ever said i had a 3 some


fuck you....


you dont even know wat happend.. and seeming how you were sayin that shit you prolly wernt even there.. so robin who ever you hurd that fromits not true cause nothing fuckin happend.. so you ppl can stop running your fuckin mouth its bull shit...







god damn....

ne hoo....


so last night was funn.. i went sledin wit bj and kendra and jimmy.. hah.. funn funn.. yupp.. ne hoo.. idk.. i didnt go to skewl today so yeah it was a boring day.. hah.. well imma go




<3

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

hah

i membered something else that was funny.. okay so like.. everytime we drink wit miah and gorge.. idk why.. but they call me brenda.. lmao.. im not brenda.. im rhonda.. lmao.. hahhh.. its so funny tho.. cause we are all like ITS NOT BRENDA ITS RHONDA... then 2 secs later.. brenda can i have a cigggg!!??!!?? lmao.. yeah..


well i guesss i should go.. i gotta go to skewl and stuff :( i dont wanna go god damn it... :(

Monday, January 22, 2007

i remember another funny thing from the other night

okay so i membered another funny thing from tha other night.. mmkay...

so we went to go to bed and there is to matchresses in one room riight?? well bj was layin on one and me miah and gorge were layin on the other riight?? well miah went on the floor.. then gorge went down there with him.. so like fuckin gorge would not stop talkin.. lmao.. it was funny tho.. and he felt something on the floor.. and hes like dude its like a spring.. and so he was talkin bout it fer like an hour.. so then he finaly got up and turned on tha light to see wat the fuck it was and it was a fuckin lamp.. so hes like SWEET dude.. ya know wat we can do wit this.. so he tryed reaching the light bulb ((tha one in tha celling)) and he couldnt reach so hes like miah hold on imma stand on you.. so he stood on him and like fuckin miahs like dude mi leg just went like this.. and he should him and gorge is like its okay im a parametic.. and bjs like dude should i call 911 and we are all like NO DONT CALL 911... and so gorge found thing stand thing.. and he stood on it and then he was like i can reach it this way so he got the light bulb out and then he put it in tha lamp... and then he jumped offa the stand lmao... then like 2 seconds after he laid down with tha lamp.. he did something and knocked over tha lamp.. and tha light blew.. lmao.. then fuckin 3 mins later it was quite and gorge was like DUDE WATS THIS.. and he found something on the floor.. lmao.. hes such a dork.. but it was funny as fuck.. tha whole part were miah was like mi leg was like this.. and gorge is like its okay imma paramedic was the funnyest part of that whole part that im typeing about. lmao.. cause miah was like so serious.. and gorge thought he broke it so he was all IMMA PARAMEDIC... then we have the dumb ass over there ((bj)) who wants to call 911.. lmao.. yupp... so idk..


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Sunday, January 21, 2007

LAUGH MI FUCKING ASS OFF!!!

jimmy just said the most funniest thing to me EVER!! and it made so much sence... okay


jimmy- ya know its your falt he was trying to sleep with you
Rhonda- how??
Jimmy- look wat happend tha outher weekend.. that was your falt\
Rhonda- No it wasnt MY falt
Jimmy- WELL IF YOU WOULDNT HAVE OPENED YOUR MOUTH!!!
Rhonda- ..........***thinks about it***..............
Rhonda- Oh mi fuckin god
Jimmy and Rhonda at tha same time- **LAUGHS HISARICALLY*** hahahahahahaha...
Rhonda- wow jimmy wow.. that made perfect sence..



yeah so many of you who read mi blog know that couple of weekend ago i gave someone head and yeah.. thats who tryed to sleep with me.. so yeah if you get it.. you should be laughing your ass off right now.. hahahah... ne hoo


so high lights of mi light last night... ((funny things that happend))


1. ((kendra & Rhonda)) POOOOP.. WHY DO I SMELL LIKE POOOOOP... I DONT WANT IT.. RHONDA GET THE POOOOOOOP OFF OF ME... lmao

2. **Jimmy walking in tha room ppl were sleeping in**.... Bjs laying on tha other matchress.. Miah rhonda and gorge sleeping on the other one.. rhonda in tha middle.. jimmy turns on and rhonda relized wats going on.. ((mi shirt was up and mi bra was undone and i was inbetween 2 fuckin guys)) jimmy looks.. looks away quickly and says.. goodnight

3. kendra and i trying to go upstairs on out elbows and knees.

4. the whole night was funn.

5. dont member



hahah.. when i member more shit.. ill right more.. hah...


WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDNT OPEN YOUR MOUTH!!!

sure....

idk... so i forgot to write more when i was drunk..lol.. and like the room im in with miah gorge and bj is FREEZING.. so i cant sleep in three.. i would ask jimmy if i could sleep on tha outher side of him cause there is room cause im tired as hell and yeahhh.. idk.. well imma go try to figure something out.. gahhh.. next time i stay here REMIND me to bring mi own pillows and blankets.. mmmkay.. thanx..

Saturday, January 20, 2007

hmmm

party tonight.. woot.. yupp.. i cant drink till eddie gets here and we go and get miah and gorge.. yupp.. so that sucks.. i wanna get drunk like no.. oh well.. well ill right more later.. ((when im drunk)) haha..

<3

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

blah...

Mi ear kinda hurts.. mmmhmm.. hah.. gahhh. i dont wanna go to skewl today... its gunna suck runing in skewl.. yupperz... so the whole smokein outside thing.. i dont mind it.. but its rly cold out there... yupp... so i cant wait till friends.. yupp.. well imma go <3333333333333333

Sunday, January 14, 2007

best day of mi life so far this year...........

Okay so the outher night i stayed with shannon.. then i came home.. then chilled.. then kendra me bj and karrie went to jimmys.. me and kendra bj and karry were waitin for our ride there and we were bord and hyper so bj pretended she was rollerblading/sled riding i was skatebording and surfing kendea was swiming and something else and karry was just kinda movin in funky way dont member how tho lmao... then we went to jimmys and we got fucked up.. lmao.. welll when we first started drinkin crista and her b/f he said his name was god but i dont remember.. hah.. but yeah.. i thought it was goin to be a prob. cause like ya know.. kendra.. christ.... :-/ but it was alright it was great.. in fact i thought she hated me and when they left she gave me a hug and told me i loved her.. so yeah i guess its all gd.. hah... then..... scott and his brother came.. partyed.. they left.. they came back.. scared us.. lmao.. when the left the first time i was like dude yoaur leving and hes like yeah.. and i was like FUCK im not gettin laid tonight.. and then like i dont even know i was so drunk.. then fuckin i went downstairs to talk to pat ((mi best friend)) and i was sittin there and all a suddin fuckin scoot and his brother walk by and i was like SCOOT IS YOUR BROTHER WITH YOU.. and hes like no and i was like fuckin im not gettin laid.. it was funny.. cause he was standing right there.. oppz.. lol.. i was determined to get laid.. but i didnt.. then i was still talkin to pat and hes like you gotta promis me something.. and i was like wat.. and hes like promis? and i was like yeah.. and hes like you promis you wont let those guys touch you or karry.. and i was like promis.. so thats when i kinda just backed off and was like woah buddie i dont break promises. lol.. so yeah.. then me and kendra were layin on jimmys bed talkin to pat.. and we plan on goin to get him 2 weekends from now and we told him we were going to have a 3 some lmao.. but yeah pats kewl hes mi best guy friend i mean its pat.. who dont fuckin love pat.. all i know is i kinda got pissed off this mornig.. jimmy woke me up and i didnt get up then i did.. then he got me up then i was like i gotta put on mi shoes and hes like thats why you should have been up 20 mins ago.. then i went to get in the car and hes like hurry up and get in rhonda.. so yeah i mean im over it but it pissed me off... then we came home and had some fucked up conversations...



AMERICANS ARE LIKE RETARTED SEELS...-dont ask long/funny storry.
and i cant member the rest.. but yeah.. hmmm.. karry and kendra left and now its just me and bj so i was like fuck.. and i went to sleep.. then got woke up to mi mom callin and sayin mi dads comeing home so i was like arg i gotta clean up so i did and yeah.. idk.. well i manly talked to pat on the phone last night.. it was fun.. <3 him hes the best but imma go tttyll



<3

Saturday, January 13, 2007

ayy

i lice your in yoru mom.. i rthiojl bj fony knoe wat she dont know awt shes talkin about.. riofhr now im not even lookin at eh keubnores io kist ;lpplom ip[ anmd cloiseom ,o eues.. up sp ne waus.. o ;pceuoi and us... i need laid.. kay bye..

dick slit

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... i spent the night with mi lovly snasage sista and her b/f orry.. mmhmm.. so i had fun.. didnt get drunk er ne thing. hah. yup.. so mi dad might get outta the hospital today.. :) mmhmm.. but wat sucks is hes gunna have ta be on that oxygen muhbober thinger muh jiger.. hahh.. yuppppppp.. so i might get drunk tonight.. mmmmmhhhhmmmmmmmm.. idk wat to say.. im bord.....


<3

MYSPACE IS BEING FUCKIN GAYYYYY
well i think its just mi comp....
idk


GRR!

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Thinkin thinkin thinkin

Blah.. i already know how mi fuckin year is goin to be.. shitty ass fuckin bad.. so theres so much fuckin shit goin on right now.. i dont even no were to start... FUCK! i have to be on fuckin cruches again.. grrr. fuck that imma just be on them fer a couple of more days.. then just be like fuck it cause i cant take bein on them ne more.. and mi throat hurts.. mi eyes are swallan from cryin.. and im just shitty ass blah..not to menchion mi dads in the fuckin hospital.. and thats terrin me apart like bad.. i dont even know wat to say... so i was foolin around today.. and triped and bashed mi fuckin foot against the table.. and i couldnt get up.. so the nurse gave me cruches and sent me home.. so mi mom came and got me and then we went to the hospital to see mi dad.. and i didnt want to get x-rays er ne thing cause there is no way in fuck imma be on cruches and shit agin FUCK THAT! yeah anyways.. mi foot is killin me.. but idk.. i think imma go now.. byee...

Tuesday, January 9, 2007

gahhh

So i just got off the phone with mi wonderfull snasage sister and Orrie.. i havnt talked to him in fer ever.. hah.. yeah.. and like.. when i got drunk with him one time.. a while ago.. somehow mi shirt came off and ive been lookin for it fer like ever.. and then i relized i left it at where we were partyin.. and come to find out fuckin orrie has it.. lmao.. he just told me on the phone that he still has it.. ahhh hahahh.. well ne hoo.. mi stomich hurts like a mother fucker.. and like mi period is goin insane.. lemme tell ya wat.. lol.. but yeah im cold.. and yeah.. idk.. i wish someone would call me.. that would be great.. i might be goin to youth tomorrow er somehting.. idk yet... so i got invited to 2 fuckin partys next weekend.. so idk wats goin on.. lol.. i wanna go to but i dunno.. i dont care.. when the time comes ill figure it out.. mmmhmm.. so mi day went kinda fast, not sure why tho.. hah.. so myspace is being fuckin gay as shit.. lol.. oh well i dont care.. fuck gr. i dont want to go to skewl tomorrow... OMG.. i cant believe tomorrow is wendsday.. DAMNN!! lol.. well idk wat else to say.. so i think imma go


peace out nigguh

<3 --rhonda

Monday, January 8, 2007

amazing

Yup.. so i didnt go to skewl today.. if i did i would be in like 3rd period.. right now.. er maybe 2nd.. yeah i think second.. oh well.. imma be levin in like a half hour to get mi mom.. mmm hmm... so i was suprised that ppl did read mi longish blog.. ummhmm.. they didnt only read it they commented it too... yay.. hah.. so i was just empyin out mi perse that i took to jimmys this weekend and i looked at mi perfume shit.. and like i just membered that we were sprayin it and its like half gone... lmao.. yeah and i think its also funny how everyone hung out in the outher room instead of jimmys... hah.. it all started when......... i thought i was gunna vomit.. so i went in the outher room with the trash and then miah came in and started playin the guitar and then that darrin person came in and played ((he can play good)) then bj came in... and then gorge.. we were all chillin then gorge came in then like an hour later eddie left then yeah idk.. hmm.. yeah i also thought it was funny how bj was like omg imma get laid by darrin.. she had her hopes up then he tryed pissin on here and then she didnt get laid lmao.. i dont think anyone did that night hah.. but yeah... but yeah.. im bord.. i think imma go so that bj can get on b4 we go to the air port.. mmkay...buh byes

Sunday, January 7, 2007

imma be suprised if anyone reads this fuckin thing

So i dont know wats goin on.. im fuckin blah as shit.. i might not be acting it but theres something wrong.. i know wat WAS ((past tence)) wrong with me like last week but im over it now.. and its weird.. i dont give a fuck wat happend last week anymore.. im over it.. so im lost in confussion.. i just feel like cryin...like its amazing how you can be so fuckin blah* and not know wat the fuck is wrong with you... someone once told me that i know wats wrong i just have to look for it.. and i tryed.. ive been tryin and i think im goin inscane trying.. lol.. that dont make ne sence... but ne ways.. hmmm.. imma write a poam.. idk why...mmhmm.. so mi mom comes home tomorrow.. woot... ((not))... i mean im not mad about it er sad er ne thing.. but im not happy eather.. im happy shes comein home ya know.. cause i havnt seen here in a week.. but then again i just dont want to here her bitchin all the time.. mmm.. so mi stomich hurts like a bitch.. and i got cum stuck in mi throat witch is bothering me rly bad.. yeah so i was askin mi friend today.. "how do you write sound affects" and it was rather funny cause i dont know why but think about it.. there is so many sound effects you say in person when your talkin and when your on the net u seem diff cause you cant make the sound affects you usuly do but idk.. same with hand moshions and shit.. i think i spelled moshions wrong.. oh well.. DEEL BITCH!! i rly need a shower.. and i need to brush mi teeth and get this shit outta mi throat.. (B) DOBBLE (E) DOBBLE (R) (U) (N)... beer runn.. yea...... dont ask i have notta clue.. im tired as fuckin hell... and blah.. fuck i dont know.. so last night i realized something.. when kendra levs its gunna be hell.. i think i depend on her to much.. kendra is mi best friend.. the best i have ever had.. shes amazing.. shes always there to help with shit.. shes there to talk to ... and when you talk to her you dont feel like a pointless bitch.. well there is sometimes.. grr.. imma miss that silly bitch.. i just dont want her to change.. witch i know for a fuckin fact thats wats gunna happen..... all i know is i dont want kendra to leave...but anyways.. i also realized somehing else that imma not say.. ANYWAYS!.... last night was so fun.. and there was this on thing that happend last night and it was dumb... i was talkin to kendra ina the bathroom and she started vomiting and i didnt want to start.. so i was like im not goin to lev you in here alone but i am goin to get someone to come in here with you cause i cant... so i went and got eddie.. and they started talkin.. and at the point i relized i had to piss.. and mind you jimmy only has one bathroom.. so i was fucked.. so i was sittin on the kitchen floor waitin for them to get out.. and i think its funny when ppl think somehting wrong with you and theres rly not.. so miah comes down and was like ya know.. dont be sad im sorry but i have a g/f now.. and i think it was so fuckin funny cause i was just like wat the fuck are you talkin about.. cause ya know i wasnt sittin there cause i was fuckin sad i was sittin there b/c i had to fuckin piss.. lmfao.. but then that did make me sad.. cause he made me think about it so i was like fuck this.. and went in the bathroom and talked to a passed out person.. kendra.. lol.. but then i was like fuck this.. i dont give a shit.. i wasnt even sad about that so why am i know.. so i go bk upstairs to tell eddie i need his help to get kendra from the bathroom floor to the couch so he did.. then i was like well imma go bk upstairs and so i did.. and come to fuckin find out.. everyone was fuckin fightin and shit.. lmao.. it was funny... but anyways... OMFG.. THERE WAS THIS GUY THERE AND HE WORKS WITH MI DAD.. he said he was gunna tell him but idk.. i hope not.. and like this guy was so funny.. he like fuckin tryin to piss on bja... then he broke the fuckin window.. it was funny.. yeah so needless to say this guy was being a dick.. i hate drunk dicks.. lmao.. but yeah.. OMFG.. its hailin and snowin right now i might not have to go to skewl.. even if i do imma just tell mi dad that i wanna go to the air port with him to get mi dad.. cause i feel like shit right now and i know im not gunna wanna go to skewl. so fuck that.. mmhmm.. ne ways.. OMFG i just membered that me and kendra ran from a huge bug that was in a plastic bag last night... lmao.. yup well i think imma go know.. peace out.. this thing is kinda long imma be suprised if anyone reads this.. lmao...well bye..

well ya see....

The last thinger i posted.. yeah i was a LITTLE... drunk! hah.... well.. anyways.. im rly blah.. i think im hungery.. not sure.. alls i know is that i have cum stuck in mi throught right now.. its crazy...ive had it there since like as soon as i wook up.. lmao.. so im talkin to mi lil cousin and shes like dont know how to type.. i dont know about it..well i have to go..


<3




gts at jimmys.. ill put pics up of the night some time...

Saturday, January 6, 2007

...

pomfg.. hes goin to tell mi dad.. THATS NOT KEWL... NOPE.. opps i thought i took the caps off.. but i guess not.... so i need laid.. and kendra...i heart you.. and ill brb.. i need a drink.. kendra jimmy that one guy and someone else and bj just left.. yup.. soooo im bord.. uh huh... omfg i just got Shocked... a d wwa are plain a game..so i 36m19645 like nt there..somone just pulleed mi hiar like an houre ago OMFG I HAVE TO PISS LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER.. SO IUMMA GO... I LOVE YOOy more that chickens on a horse..im the misddle of bovemver,....

<3

GAH!

i so just got a blog.. woot.. yeah so i did have one.. but then i like forgot then thinger to it.. somehting like virgin marry.. but i forgot the p/w

so yup.. here i am at exactly 3:30 postin a blog chillin... cant sleep.. talkin to jimmy.. well i was but then he had to go take a shit.. idk... yup so tonight is gunna be awsome.. imma party! woot.. yeah so i got mi period the outher day. that rly sucks.. i have havein mi period... but anyways.. today was rather boring.. i got up, got dressed, we to skewl, did nothing but been bord in skewl, came home, chilled with kendra and bj, then johnny and jeff came over. hung out with them.. they made a little baby jesus thinger.. it is HELLARIOUS.. lmao.. but anyway.. so yeah mi newyears was awsome.. i got trashed and lost mi ginity.. (to an ass) well i guess not. i mean i so understand.... he was trashed.. but the weird thing is.. he said he didnt want ne thing to happen that night he was just drunk and wat ever happend, happend.. but i find it hellarious.. that when we were at kendras waitin for our ride to get there he was all holdin hands with me and shit... but yeah he dont want ne thing more than friend.. with i think im toatally kewl with.. dont bother me rly.. i mean seriously.. IGOT FUCKIN LAID.. who cares..i do.. but thats besides the point.. i dont care.. but ne ways.. next subject.. hmmm.. jimmy takes long shits.. im still waitin fer him to get back from takein a shit.. ummhmm.. speakin of shit... ill brb.. hah.. lmao okay im back.... ahh..i cant shit.. that might mean im constipated.. i dont know.. so i went to bed at like 10:30 and then mi mom called at 11.. i JUST fuckin got to sleep.. so i ran downstairs and talked to her fer like 2 mins.. i was like grr mom grr.. lol... but then i went bk upstairs.. got back to sleep at like 12:30 then no long from that fuckin taylor calls me.. at like 1:15ish...and mi cell is on the other side of the room so im like fuck if imma walk over there and awncer it so i didnt.. i let it ring.. then the fuckin thing rings again it was a voice mail so i went all the way across the room and got it listin to mi voice mail.. put mi phone bk done went and laid down and AS SOON as i got compy she fuckin calls again.. so here i am not being able to sleep.. totaly not kewl... but yeah jimmys back and im takin to him and like yeah... so i think im done righting fer now.. ill post more later....


uh huh...


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