My Night = Shit.

Last night was so fucked up.
The cops came.
To were i was.
And everyone was drunk.
And fuck man.
It was crazy.
I didnt get anything tho.


But imma post the top 10 funnies things.
Because it was real funny.


1. "OMG THATS MY BUTT!"
"OMG IM SORRY"
"DUDE STOP" (Zips pants)
"BABE WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
"OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD, IS SHE OKAY"


2. The cops came, and me and jake were getting ready to go out the window, a cop comes over to the window when jake is half way out the windown, NAKED!
"HEY BUDDIE- What are you doin?"
"NOTHING! I dropped my lighter"
"Get back in that window, get dressed, and come outside"
^^ HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!

3. Cops- "Wheres the pipe"
Everyone- "We aint got no pipe"
Cops "We hurd you say get the pipe"
Everyone- "No pipe here sir.
Cops- " I'll call the dogs if you dont get it"
Rhonda -"Call the damn dogs; you aint gunna find any pipe"


4. Jake- "sir im so drunk, im on probation, please give me a blanket, im so cold, what? oh, blanket please?
Cop - "YOU NEED TO SIT THERE AND SHUT UP! YOU ARE FINE.
Jake- "OKAY TUFF GUY!!!"
Cop- "HAHAHAHAHAHAH, Listen to this 15 year old callin me a tuff guy.


5. Rhonda- "please just let me go pee, i need to, im going to pee myself."
Cop- "NO YOU SIT THERE!"
Rhonda- Oh my god please.
(I walk in the house to talk to brad)
Rhonda- "Brad i hurd your a pretty alright cop, so can you do me a favor, take me to the naighbors to use the bathroom, the other cop is being mean and wont let me."
Brad- "Sure, lets go."
Rhonda- (Walks outside.) - "HAHAHAHAH SIR, Im going to the potty with brad acrossed the street"


6. Cop- "Ma'ma i need your name, number and address.
Rhonda- "Dude, I dont know my house number, i dont call it."
Cop- "you dont know your house number?"
Rhonda- "No, i dont. I dont call it."


7. I had the cops calling my parents at work, when my parents wernt even at work, so they kept calling for no reason.


8. (Before the cops got there)
(i was laying down because i thought i was gunna puke.
(Everyone walks in room)
Everyone- Rhonda come to the park with us, come on rhonda come on.
Rhonda0 "I cant, imma puke if i move, please just stay here"
Everyone- "Ohh shit, come on rhonda, it'll be fun.. come one.
Rhonda- "It's way to fucken cold out there, the cops go buy there alot"
Everyone- "No, i'll save you from the cops, lets just go, come one rhonda."
Rhonda- "NO NO NO NO NO NO- LATER!!"


9.(I lay down with my friend.)
Friend- I NEED SOME WATER AND FOOD IN HERE, ASAP!
Rhonda- Why? Im fine.
Friend- okay, just eat and drank a lil.
(People bring in corn flakes & water)
People- "Rhonda, heres some corn flakes and water."
Rhonda- EW! You fucken nast ass, im not eating flaskes and water"
Friend- Just eat it Rhonda it's okay.
Rhonda- (looks at friend) "Are these flakes, like instant potato flakes?"
Friend- "NO! It's cerial"
Rhonda- "Okay, i'll just eat it." (takes a bite), EWW ITS FUCKEN STALE!!!!



10. I went over to tommys after the cops left becasue they told me i had to stay there, well there was no way in hell i was staying there, because i KNEW they were the ones that snitched.
So i got my shoes on and was like, dude, calll the cops if you must, because im not staying here, i have shit to do in the morning, and you guys piss me off.
((I got my shoes on and was getting ready to walk away))
Rhonda- (pats tommy on the back)
Rhonda- "your plained worked, thanks for snitching on us, you dumb fuck, burn in hell, who the fuck does that, seriously, your fucken lucky i dont kick your fucken ass right now, you just wait, you have it coming you lil crip wanna be, you'll have your teeth nocked down your throat here soon, weather by me or not. FUCK YOU!
Then i left, and "people" started laughing at me, and then walked back to the shizzle with me.
HAHAHHAHAHAH!!@


yeah, my night SUCKED, but i didnt get anything, because i got nothing on the breath alizer, AND they couldnt get ahold of my rents.
HAHAH!.
Dummys.
=]
But at the same time, it was fun, and funny, and all the above. hahaha.





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